Name: Canuck
Race: Patriot
Height: Unknown
Weight: Several cases of Polish beer
Location: On two wheels.

A later addition to the Team, Canuck can be counted upon to bring the most foul-tasting alcoholic beverages known to mankind. It is widely theorized that this is a plot to keep the other team members out of his stash.

He is frequently mistaken for a less-attractive version of Ralph, the key being that he has not entirely embraced his baldness and continues to keep a fine peach-fuzz of hair.

Canuck is an connoisseur of motorcycles, and can often be found straddling a crotch-rocket. When he's not doing that, he likes to ride fast motorcycles.