Name: Double_A
Race: Old Man
Height: Tallish
Weight: Skinny-looking
Location: Local mall-openings, appearing as Leo Laporte

Double_A has been through much in his lifetime: high adventure, beautiful women, exciting travels, and brushes with death. However that has all been in his imagination. In reality, he lives a modest life of contemplation. When not agonizing over life & death decisions such as Draught beer vs Bottled, he is vexed by the mysteries of the universe (ex: "Is Guinness technically food?").

Though slightly grey-haired (in the same way Tech & Ralph are slightly bald), he retains a youthful spirit thanks to an avoidance of any responsibility thus blurring the line between childish behaviour and child-like enthousiasm. Other hobbies include procrastination, arguing with people in commercials, and creating profiles.

His personal ambitions for this year are to play a round of golf without losing a ball and to eliminate the word "pre-heat" (what's wrong with "heat"?).

Double_A first got turned on to Keith and the Girl in the fall of 2005 by Doctor Bri and have been a fan ever since. Favorite stories usually involve Keet being an asshole (Shit don't freeze, Kicking old man's cane, etc). Though slow to join TDO, he has come around and can be expected to be drunk on a regular basis.